Never let heaven act as an incentive not to live.

I am massively proud that my Mum has always told me I'm like Norman Wisdom.

Yes, It relates mainly to the fact that I am a clumsy little oik, but the talent of this man is truly astounding. And for that I am in insurmountable awe.

Problems are objective.

There are some things that really make you proud to be alive and who you are.

I WILL be a motivated and productive young boy during the summer.

Just you watch.

Yeah. That's right, internet. I'll show you.

You know Acne medication will do something mighty powerful

When it smells like fucking Deep-heat.

He wanks in the sink

He wanks in the si-iiink